you taught her to talk less better seen and not heard you went so far as to tell her that people would take her more seriously if she spoke less because it would imply that any time she does talk it must be important for her to break her silence it’s always the quiet ones who are perceived as smart and as having things worth saying yet somehow ever since you’ve told her this the pen hasn’t left her hand
Ingredients:
-3 cups flour
-1 1/2 tsp baking soda
-1/4 tsp salt
-1 TBS ginger
-1 1/3 tsp cinnamon
-1/4 tsp cloves
-6 TBS unsalted butter
-3/4 cup brown sugar (can be light or dark, up to you!)
-1 egg
-1/2 cup molasses
-2 tsp vanilla
Recipe Instructions:
-In a bowl, whisk together 3 cups flour, 1 1/2 tsp baking soda, 1/4 tsp salt, 1 TBS ginger, 1 1/3 tsp cinnamon, and 1/4 tsp cloves until it’s all blended together very well.
-In another bowl, cream together 6 TBS unsalted butter, 3/4 cup brown sugar, and 1 egg.
-Add in 1/2 cup molasses and 2 tsp vanilla and stir very well.
-Gradually stir the dry ingredients into the wet mixture until blended and smooth.
-Divide dough in half, then wrap each half in plastic and let stand at room temperature for 2-8 hours.
-Preheat oven to 375 degrees and line a couple of pans with wax paper.
-Roll out the dough with flour and cut cookies about 1/4 inch thick.
-Bake 1 pan at a time for 7-10 mins, depending on how soft or how crunch you want the cookies to by.
-Let stand and firm enough to move to a drying rack.
-Enjoy! 🙂
I can eat you for breakfast and still be grossed out to find you in my toilet
Ingredients:
-1 1/2 cups flour
-1/2 cup unsalted butter
-1 cup peanut butter
-1/2 cup light brown sugar
-1/2 cup white sugar
-1 tsp vanilla
-1 egg
-1/4 tsp baking soda
-1/2 tsp salt
Recipe Instructions:
-Preheat oven to 350 degrees and line a pan with wax paper.
-Whisk 1 1/2 cups flour with 1/4 tsp baking soda and 1/2 tsp salt.
-Cream together 1/2 cup unsalted butter, 1/2 cup light brown sugar, and 1/2 cut white sugar.
-Add 1 cup of peanut butter to the sugar mixture and mix until well combined.
-Mix in 1 egg and 1 tsp vanilla.
-Slowly add in flour and beat until incorporated.
-Roll out cookies into balls and flatten them by criss crossing a fork on each one.
-Bake at 350 degrees for about 10-12 mins.
-Let cool.
-Enjoy! 🙂
nothing in this world is free especially if you have nice tits
Ingredients:
-1 cup flour
-1 tsp baking soda
-1 tsp ground cinnamon
-1/4 tsp ground cloves
-1/2 tsp ground ginger
-1/4 tsp salt
-4 TBS unsalted butter, melted
-1/4 cup light brown sugar (plus more for rolling the cookies)
-1 large egg yolk
-3 TBS molasses
Recipe Instructions:
-Preheat oven to 375 degrees and line a pan with wax paper.
-In a blow, whisk together 1 cup flour, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp ground cinnamon, 1/4 tsp ground cloves, 1/2 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp salt, and set aside.
-In another bowl, stir together 1/4 cup light brown sugar and 4 TBS melted unsalted butter.
-Combine the two mixtures and stir until fully incorporated.
-Add in 1 egg yolk and 3 TBS molasses. Stir until combined.
-Chill for 15 mins.
-After chilling, scoop out 10-12 balls of cookie dough and roll it in the sugar or sprinkles. Then, place on the lined pan and bake for 8-10 mins. The cookies should crack.
-Let cool.
-Enjoy! 🙂
it happens in phases first they’ll pretend to be your friend and they’ll compliment you and flatter you so that you let your guard down until they peel back enough layers that they find the pink in your flesh then they bite and they rip and they smile as they pick your skin out of their teeth and they ask you what’s wrong? and you give them a cup of your blood to drink then your skeleton stiffens and you claw free there’s some back and forth an apology with far too many “you” words and things seem temporarily normal before the chaos leaks back in insanity repeats itself but now new phases are slowly introduced the compliments return but strictly in front of those jealous of you insincere or not (though they are) it makes no difference they’ll ensure you have no real allies while they praise your work ethic and tell you how nice your hair looks when you can’t remember the last time you washed it they’ll seek out whoever remains in your corner and try to turn you against them since their other tactics didn’t work on everyone they’ll work to obliterate every lifeline and they’ll wait until you have no one left to stop the phase of insincere compliments they’ll tear you down both behind your back and in front of everyone they’ll diminish every accomplishment of yours and your one defense is being better than them in everything you think, say, and do and let your work speak for itself because it won’t even be a comparison after they’ve spent all their energy on you instead of channeling their energy towards improving themselves
Ingredients:
-1 overripe banana
-1 egg
-1 TBS peanut butter
-1/2 tsp vanilla
-2 TBS Greek yogurt
-3 TBS flour
-1/4 tsp baking soda
-1 TBS cocoa powder
Recipe Instructions:
-Preheat oven to 350 degrees and grease a mug.
-Mash one over ripe banana in the mug.
-Add in one egg, 1 TBS peanut butter, 2 TBS Greek yogurt, and mix it all up super well.
-Add 3 TBS flour and 1 TBS cocoa powder. Stir!
-Bake in the mug at 350 degrees for 35 mins.
-Enjoy! 🙂
I just feel like I must fill the pauses in my speech with filler phrases for fear of losing a hand in the conversation
Cake Ingredients:
-4 TBS Coke, or any brand of cola
–4 TBS cherry pie filling
-6 TBS flour
-4 TBS white sugar
-1 TBS chocolate chips
-1 pinch baking soda
-1 sprinkle of salt
-1/4 cup chocolate milk
-1/4 cup melted butter
-1/2 tsp vanilla
Topping Ingredients:
-5 TBS Coke, or any brand cola
-2 TBS white sugar
-2 TBS light brown sugar
-1 TBS chocolate chips
-1 TBS rum (the alcohol cooks out)
Recipe Instructions:
-Boil 4 TBS coke and 4 TBS cherry pie filling. Let stand for 30 mins.
-In a bowl, combine 6 TBS flour, 4 TBS white sugar, 1 TBS chocolate chips, 1 pinch baking soda, and a sprinkle of salt.
-In a separate bowl, combine 1/4 cup chocolate milk, 1/4 cup melted butter, and 2 tsp vanilla.
-Stir wet bowl into dry ingredients until just combined.
-Fold in the cherry coke mixture.
-Spray your mini crock pot and pour in the batter.
-Pour 5 TBS Coke, 2 TBS white sugar, and 2 TBS light brown sugar into a souce pan and heat until sugar dissolves.
-Remove from heat and pour in 1 TBS chocolate and 1 TBS rum. Stir until smooth.
-Pour the mixture over the batter and do not stir.
-Cook on low for 4-5 hours.
-Enjoy! 🙂
I HIGHLY recommend serving this warm in a bowl with vanilla ice cream on top. ❤
If you want to make this in a regular crock pot, just quadruple all the measurements.
Fudge It! 