the best part is when she laughs because she is just so above the men and above the women who whine pick me to the men incapable of loving what they do not respect she’s like how I want to be but am too prideful to actually be like she’s a lion that fucking goddess so un-American I want to be like her her laugh is disarming they don’t deserve the dignity an argument would give them
Ingredients:
-1 cauliflower
-3/4 cup flour
-2 tsp garlic powder
-1 tsp paprika
-1 tsp salt
-1/2 tsp pepper
-almond milk (eyeball it)
-buffalo sauce (eyeball it)
Recipe Instructions:
-Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
-Wash and chop up cauliflower into bite-sized pieces. Pat dry and set aside.
-Whisk together 3/4 cup flour, 2 tsp garlic, 1 tsp paprika, 1 tsp salt, and 1/2 tsp pepper.
-Add in almond milk slowly and stir until a doughy texture forms. It should be thin enough to cover the cauliflower but thick enough that it sticks and doesn’t run off.
-Batter the chopped cauliflower and place on a pan lined with parchment paper.
-Bake at 450 degrees for 20 mins.
-Take out of oven and toss in buffalo sauce until completely covered, then place back on the pan. Careful! It’s hawt!!
-Bake for another 20 mins.
-Serve with a side of ranch.
-Enjoy! 🙂
the world didn’t end when she put myself first
Ingredients
-1/2 cup salted butter, softened
-1 cup light brown sugar
-1 egg
-1-2 overripe bananas
-1 tsp baking soda
-2 cups flour
-1 pinch of salt
-1 tsp cinnamon
-1 tsp nutmeg
-1 cup of chopped walnuts
Recipe Instructions:
-Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
-Beat together 1/2 cup butter and 1 cup light brown sugar.
-Add 1 egg to mixture and beat until fluffy.
-In a separate bowl, mix together 1-2 crushed bananas with 1 tsp baking soda and let sit for 2 mins.
-Mix banana mixture into butter mixture.
-In another separate bowl, mix together 2 cups flour, 1 pinch of salt, 1 tsp nutmeg, and 1 tsp cinnamon.
-Combine wet and dry mixture.
-Fold in 1 cup of chopped walnuts.
-Scoop cookie batter onto a pan lined with parchment paper.
-Bake cookies at 350 degrees for 11-13 mins.
-Enjoy! 🙂
people say the devil has a sharp tongue well maybe the devil is just a woman with wit that sharpens the sword of her tongue and writes with a crystal ball point pen that must be what they thought in Salem when witchcraft was a more reasonable excuse than god creating woman with a brain when all she came from was the rib of Adam written by man
Ingredients:
-1 cup cornmeal
-1/4 cup flour
-1/2 tsp baking soda
-1/2 tsp salt
-1 egg
-3/4 cup almond milk
-1 small onion
-Vegetable oil for frying
Recipe Instructions:
-Combine 1 cup cornmeal, 1/4 cup flour, 1/2 tsp baking soda, and 1/2 tsp salt.
-Whisk together 1 egg, 3/4 cup almond flour, and 1 small onion.
-Stir together wet and dry ingredients until combined.
-Fry spoonfuls of the mixture in vegetable oil for 2-3 mins at a time. They should be golden brown.
-Enjoy! 🙂
maturity is looking at your hero and seeing why people don’t like her and understanding that what people don’t like is exactly what you admire and exactly what makes you alike and realizing if you respect your hero for the reasons people tear her down then you can love yourself in the same way
Ingredients:
-1/2 cup hot water
-1 cup fresh lime juice
-1/2 cup agave
-1 tiny pinch of salt
-5 1/2 cups cold water
-lime wedges
-diced strawberries
-2 cups Sprite
Recipe Instructions:
-Stir together 1/2 cup hot water, 1 cup fresh lime juice, 1/2 cup agave, and 1 tiny pinch of salt until fully combined.
-Add the mixture fo 5 1/2 cups of cold water and stir well. Stir in a handful of lime wedges and a handful of diced strawberries.
-Add in 2 cups of Sprite and stir until combined.
-Chill and serve over ice.
-Enjoy! 🙂
if you’re a woman who says it’s easier to have daughters than sons let me ask you something is it easier to teach a woman how not to be raped than to teach a man how to not rape? I suppose the most difficult medicine to swallow is one’s own pride and it doesn’t help if the rest of the world won’t help you and either way the loss of innocence is difficult to grieve but one of those situations only acknowledges one’s loss of innocence some mothers care more about their own healing than the healing of their daughters but in the end it feels like there’s nothing to fix if you can’t see what’s broken if you’re a woman who says it’s easier to have daughters than sons I hate you but probably not as much as you hate yourself
Ingredients:
-2 cups light brown sugar
-4 TBS cocoa
-1/4 cup salted butter
-1/2 cup almond milk
-1/2 cup peanut butter
-1 tsp vanilla
-3 cups oatmeal
Recipe Ingredients:
-In a pot, add 2 cups of light brown sugar, 4 TBS cocoa, 1/4 cup salted butter, and 1/2 cup almond milk. Stire and bring to a boil.
-Once boiling, immediately remove from heat and add in 1/2 peanut butter, 1 tsp vanilla, and 3 cups oatmeal. Stir until fully combined.
-Transfer to pan and allow to cool.
-Cut into cookies.
Enjoy! 🙂
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